That's not my Mummy...
That's not my Mummy...her eyes don't have black bags under them.
That's not my Mummy...her handbag is too small and has no raisins, dummies or paw patrol toys floating around the bottom of it.
That's not my Mummy....her hair isn't in a Mum Bun.
That's not my Mummy...her clothes are too clean and don't have snot or dribble or sick on them.
That's not my Mummy...she doesn't have a cup of cold coffee in her hand that she has microwaved 3 times!
That's not my Mummy...she doesn't have any babywipes.
THAT'S MY MUMMY... her eyes are tired, she carries round a huge bag full of my stuff, she wears what ever she has time to pull on that day, her hair is in a mum bun, she never gets to drink her coffee and she has babywipes everywhere and uses them for everything AND she is the most loving, caring, funny Mummy I could ever ask for.
So...there we have it! My take on a 'That's not my' book. What would you add to the list?? And yes, Osbourne books, if your reading then feel free to contact me about publication ;) haha!!